
An Introduction to the Breed
What to feed your poodle
Poodles will eat anything. But you can't feed them anything. Becuase they wont actually eat anything, and certain foods will have dire consequences. Be sure to establish a strict diet of chicken. All kinds of chicken. Actually, lots and lots of chicken this will help them grow. It is important for a poodle to grow otherwise other owners of not poodles will be concerned, and your dog will notice and then start to question your authority.
LOTS AND LOTS OF CHICKEN this will help them grow.
Chicken is the best food for poodles. It helps them grow. They may even beg for chicken. Let your poodle beg for chicken, it will assert your authority and they will recognize you as the bringer of chicken and will fall in love with you and may even follow you into battle if necessary. but do not make your poodle beg in front of their or your own friends. They embarass easily and it does not help them grow. Poodles can't hunt for chicken in the wild, poodles are very excitable and will bark the entire time, scaring away any chicken. It is up to you to feed them and help them grow.




What to NOT feed your poodle
Toy Poodles will need a very strict diet but they will try to trick you becuase they are pigs! Poodles will eat anything that looks like fod except for green foods. Poodles will not eat lettuce or broccoli, they think it is beneath them. Do not feed your toy poodle wet food otherwise they will never eat dry food again and they will be even more picky and ultimately die of starvation beuase they are stubborn. Do not let your poodle starve it does not help them grow. Do not feed your poodle eggs, they love eggs but it will give them gas. Do not feed your poodle cheese! For the love of God do not whatever you do give them cheese! They love cheese and will ask for it daily. Do not feeed them cheese! They will ask for it but it gives them gas and does not help them grow. They will pretend to hate you but it is just an act, it helps them grow.
Do NOT feed them cheese! They will ask for it but it gives them gas and does not help them grow.
Poodle gas is the literal worst. It lingers. It is very important to reduce the chnce of gas so you can live to take care of your toy poodle. You dying will take a huge emotional toll on your toy poodle and they will lose confidence and this does not help them grow. They might even stop growing and will resent you and pee on your grave.Do not let your poodle pee on your grave. This is disrespetful and your dog will be haunted by ghosts.Ghosts are disruptive of the growth process.



Lots of Water
Toy poodles love water, they need water daily. You can water them with a watering can or you can let them water themselves. They can try to drink water for days but you should not let them it is too much water and will not help them grow. When bathing your toy poodle be careful they will either be docile or turn into that one gremilin from Gremilins. Do not let them be the one gremlin from Gremilins it is evil and will not help them grow. Poodles can swim but should never be submerged, it is too much water. Poodles may fear water but you must make sure they conquer their fear. This boosts their confidence and helps them grow. It is very important for your poodle to be well watered. If they are not well watered they will wilt and not grow. This will destroy their confidence in the dog park and it is very important for toy poodles to be confident. Otherwise they will refuse to grow.